- society: dress for the job you want not the job you have
- Me: *shows up in a scuba suit*
canada: where hot politicians take off their shirts and box for charity
these guys are poliTICIANS!?
I don’t know about Patick Brazeau I’ve never heard of him but yeah Justin Trudeau is a politicians. :)
THAT’S IT I’M MOVING TO CANADA
how is that guy 40 years old i mean i’m 19 and i’m pretty sure i’ve already aged worse than he has.
Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!
Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup
I want them ALLLLL